giantmechanicalants
thotstitute:

jomethazine:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thotstitute:

jomethazine:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

stanshawk

queenromanovah:

hawkeye^2 AU | Clint Barton/Kate Bishop (for manceraydered)

One of the more interesting outcomes of the New York incident is the discovery of a bow-toting vigilante, dubbed ‘Hawkeye’ after the infamous archer who played a key role in the foiled alien invasion, who has been aiding the police in (literally) pinning down street criminals. At the behest of the NYPD (and his own conscience), Clint Barton aka Hawkeye sets out to investigate the identity of this mysterious crime fighter, who turns out to be a teenaged girl named Kate Bishop.